The degen
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- Buys the top, sells the bottom
- "This one's different, trust me"
- Sleep: what's that
a perfectly average memecoin
$AI on Solana
He doesn't chase pumps. He holds, gets paid in Super Inu, and goes to bed at a reasonable hour.
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special delivery
Every time someone trades $AI, Super Inu flies in and drops SI right in your mug. Average Inu doesn't even look up from his laptop. That's the whole strategy.
So far Super Inu has dropped off — SI (—) in — deliveries to — holders. See the tracker ↓
DCA means buying a little, over and over, instead of all at once. Average Inu does it for you. You literally just sit there.
That's it. That's the hard part.
StonkFun swaps that tax into Super Inu. Nobody asks you anything.
Then again. And again. Congratulations, you're averaging in.
the rewards tracker
Every bit of SI that Super Inu has dropped off to $AI holders so far. Live from StonkFun, updated every couple of minutes.
SI delivered to holders
— SI
worth — at today's SI price
Super Inu is packing — SI (—) for the next run.
Drops fire once the bag clears StonkFun's minimum.
Last drop: —
Be honest. How many times a day do you check the chart?
3 times a day · Healthy. Solidly average. Proud of you.